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[bagley920]

@Megatron1505:

I dunno man, the side effects sound terrifying.

That's every drug. Rarely happens though

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[bagley920]

Here's one

How do I get laid more?
Any advice on that?

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[Megatron1505]

Get your wife drunk…....

.....then go out and visit dive bars 

[Maynard Friedman]

My name is Luiz Felipe Scolari and I think I may need a new job. I'm based in Brazil but would prefer a foreign assignment, can you help please?

[Chris]

@bagley920:

Here's one

How do I get laid more?
Any advice on that?

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Now that you have a kid, that's not gonna happen.  Adjust your expectations accordingly.

[bagley920]

@Chris:

@bagley920:

Here's one

How do I get laid more?
Any advice on that?

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Now that you have a kid, that's not gonna happen.  Adjust your expectations accordingly.

That's what I was afraid of. All downhill from here…

[4c]

Or have JCMx800 make you one of these…
@JCMx800:

[bagley920]

Every married man wears one of those, you just cant see it under our clothing

[derivative666]

@mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

[derivative666]

@bagley all married men with infants have the same issue. Just don't get carried away like mega.

[Megatron1505]

@derivative666 you stopped sending me your naked pics lover boy 

[bagley920]

Get a room boys!

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[Chris]

@derivative666:

@mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

At what point does it become a "problem"?

I'm, um, asking for a friend…

[Seul]

Are you lending said (bald, ginger, British) friend a hand or?..

[Chris]

If that were the case, I'd hardly need to lend a full hand, would I?

[Megatron1505]

Jealous? Don't be, Texbitch doesn't have the brews of Belgbitch.

[Seul]

I'm kinda glad you said "brews" and not "skills"…

[harley dave]

i allso was a smoker mayber 6-8 roll ups a day one day we went for a job interview (myself and mrs a) i told them i didnt smoke and after the interview was outside having a rollup ,
long story short(ish) we got the job in italy and on the way down there i had my last cigarette and said toi myself I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN ,16 years later still not smoking ,its all mental you just have to say to yourself I WILL NOT SMOKE ,maybe have a packet of cigarettes in a draw /cupboard and say i could have one of those if i wanted to ,but i dont .
like most things in life your mind controls your body .

[simonc]

I wish I could find the pic of the Philip Morris execs on their Party Boat all paid for by you Gav, but you get the picture, keep sponsoring their lavish lifestyle.

[jdl1279]

As a guy who in the past few weeks has quit  few vices cold turkey, @harley dave has given stellar advice. I didn't shelter myself from them, just found other things to occupy my mind and body as cravings hit.