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    • GilesG
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      Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

      And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • elclintorE
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        Whoa that sucks Geo!

        May I ask what happened?  😶

        Geo

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        • BeatleB
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          how the hell did that happen ???????????????/

          We can do anything

          http://bybeatle.com

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          • Just_KCJ
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            ouch, it looks like you caught an elbow to the nose.

            caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

            bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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            • SeulS
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              That sheep put up quite the fight ey!.. Or did you hug Doug?..

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              • GeoG
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                @Giles:

                Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

                And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

                ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

                well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together  😉

                the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • SeulS
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                  So you walked into a pole…

                  Hahaha that's quite unfortunate Geo!..

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                  • GilesG
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                    @Geo:

                    galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving

                    Shit, knock me over with a feather….........

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • GeoG
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                      not quite - scaffolder let it slip and I was lucky to hear his shout otherwise it was going through the side of my face

                      but everybody laughed once i got up off my arse . . . bastards  ::)

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        • GeoG
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                          were you there?

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • SeulS
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                            I'm always there, mortal…

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                            • GeoG
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                              that's a bad omen . . .

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • Just_KCJ
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                                @Seul:

                                LOL

                                caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

                                bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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                                • DougNgD
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                                  For the record, I DID NOT DO THAT TO GEO

                                  Second, there are also yellow eggplants

                                  I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                  • GeoG
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                                    it's ok Doug - everyone knows I have more sense than to try and hug you . . .

                                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      Really?  You just walked into a fecking steel girder and was suprised at how unyielding it was…..................

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • GeoG
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                                        well sometimes you've just got to find out stuff for yourself  😉

                                        the guy dropped it from about 30 odd feet . . . lucky i was turning my head and it just glanced

                                        it's actually ended up getting the site closed because there was insufficient safety measures in place . . . which that particular scaffold co. see as my doing, because I needed to report for treatment so it's on record . . . unbelievable

                                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                        • elclintorE
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                                          sounds like a mess…

                                          Geo

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                                            Fuck. GEO are you ok?

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