That's Jokes

[CosmoSix5]

A reel on FB cracked me up.
Guy "My wife asked me to treat her like I did when we were only dating. So Friday night I took her out to dinner, a movie.... Then I dropped her off at her parents house."

[endo]

[jfox1980]

Controversial question but. What's your least favorite race in the whole world?

2001 Daytona 500 in the final lap.

[jfox1980]

What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

R

[jfox1980]

What's a pirates favorite cookie?

Chips Ahoy!

[endo]

finally, room for truth

[Matt]

Were they doing this before?

[Mizmazzle]

@endo these are hilarious. I love this whole series of sketches they do in this theme.

[Mizmazzle]

Any Ronny Chieng fans out there?
His new special Love to Hate it is excellent.

[chillmonroe]

Got baked af last night and made a new profile pic. Only god can judge me

[seawolf]

@chillmonroe It's very... Lisa Frank.

[chillmonroe]

@seawolf ONLY GAWD CAN JUDGE ME

[seawolf]

[Matt]

Sound logic.

[steelworker]

Makes sense to me. Kind of.

[seawolf]

I knew you guys would understand.

[flannel slut]

@seawolf clearly you meant to post this under the “words of wisdom” thread

[flannel slut]

[seawolf]

@flannel-slut

[T4920]

So excited to watch the new Ari Shaffir special later today, his most recent Jew special is my favourite of all time.