My Most Embarrassing Moment

[Giles]

Let's see if anyone can beat this.

About four years ago I was in Tokyo without Paula, but with Kiya and Demitra.  We were staying in a lovely atrium style hotel in Shinjuku, the rooms being built around a large central void.  The lifts (elevators) are situated in the middle of one wall and the reception desk is on another wall but sort of in the centre of the square.  It is a long walk from the elevators to the reception desk.  My room was on the 6th floor

It is the last night of my stay and we go out for a meal and a few beers, we go back to my room for a few more beers. Eventually they leave and I go to bed.  In the middle of the night, I get up for a pee, open the "bathroom" door which slams behind me.  Holy shit, I'm not in the bathroom but in the middle of the corridor, butt naked and no keys to the room.  On a side note, you sober up pretty quickly when this happens to you.

The prospect of going down to ground floor and then walking the walk of shame across the open atrium is not appealing.  Meanwhile, whilst I am mulling over a solution I'm still standing in a public area looking a little exposed.  Eventually I realise there is a phone next to the ice making machine.  After a few attempts at getting through to the front desk I manage to get through, even better, the guy (thank God) understands my predicaments and comes to help.  I hide behind the ice machine and when he opens my room door I dive for cover.

End of story?  Well almost.  Later that morning I am checking out, I pay the bill and as I turn to leave, the reception guy says with a slight japanese smirk to his face "everything alright after last nights incident sir?"….

I get home and realise when I land, I left my cell phone on the bed.

Not my finest hours....

[Seul]

Great stuff G 

Couple of years ago, whilst still studying in Gent, me and my mate were on our way to the trainstation… A tram just pulls up so we hurry to catch it... My mate, carrying a heavy bag in each hand, is half running half walking to get in the tram as suddenly I notice his jeans start to sag... By the time he is next to the crowded tram, his pants are on his ancles as he is still walking along trying to make it... We get in, me bent over laughing my arse off, and of course everyone in the damn thing had also noticed it and they were all laughing... Must 've been his longest tramride ever...

[Giles]

Locked because Mega is better at this than me…..

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