Random Love (anti-rants)

[Chris]

My 4 year old daughter wants a cat.  I'm allergic to cats.  I told her if she got a cat, I'd have to go live somewhere else.  She thought about it for a bit and then said, "I'd rather have you than a cat."

I genuinely wasn't sure which way she was going to go on that one.

[Seul]

Four year olds dude… No fucking common sense...

[Megatron1505]

Tommy wanted a dog, Pam is allergic to most dogs. Tommy got his dog, Pam got a lifetime of daily loratadine dosage…..everyone's a winner 

[Maynard Friedman]

^ Well, only a dog's lifetime, no need to exaggerate!

[Megatron1505]

I'll restock the canine

[biker226]

nice work

[jdl1279]

Really wasn't sure where to put this…

Not sure whether sneakers or boots are appropriate? Tenny Llama's cover both. Still astounds me that these existed…and I still get a laugh out of it years later.

[Seul]

Megatron x Chris FTX collab…

[jdl1279]

Hahahahaha…I hear their next release is a pair of Jordans in full quill ostrich

[Fergz]

Surprisingly, they're on sale!

Like the look of the ostrich (?) skin boots on the shelf.

[jdl1279]

Fergz,
Yep, that would be buttercup full quill

[Megatron1505]

Shit @Chris , news on the collab has broke already  :o

[Chris]

I think those are actually pretty popular with rodeo clowns.  I'm not sure why, other than the fact that they are supremely ugly, which seems to be a controlling concern for rodeo clowns.

[jdl1279]

The only guy I ever knew to own a pair was a rodeo clown/bull fighter. Funny enough, I don't ever remember him wearing them in the arena, always a cleat there.

[DougNg]

Where do you go to meet Rodeo Clowns?!?

[Broark]

@DougNg:

Where do you go to meet Rodeo Clowns?!?

Texas.

[jdl1279]

@DougNg:

Where do you go to meet Rodeo Clowns?!?

Rodeos…in my case at least

[Chris]

@DougNg:

Where do you go to meet Rodeo Clowns?!?

Rodeos in Texas.

[Madame Buttonfly]

Maybe not so random, because @seul has my affection always 

Lovely, lovely bottle of wine being thoroughly enjoyed on the eve of my first visit to Canada!

Thanks again, Gorgeous (AKA Belgian Missile) 

[Seul]

That's good to hear Paula… Now get your arse back to bed...