Random Announcements

[Giles]

Funnily enough the alarm did go off whilst we were away and we had to get a neighbour in to check it out.  The problem was that my beloved wife had not secured one of the internal doors that is sensored and it sprung open…......

[madmonday]

no she secured the door, i was just looking around the old place & left it ajar by accident.

i was looking for any discounted XL & XXL items hiding in any of your special rooms, so far no luck 

love what you all have done with the place.  looks like still a lot of packing to do for the big move 

[Giles]

I did come looking for you in the stock room.  have to taken the light bulb out?  Do me a favour, next time I come looking for you smile or blink will you?

[madmonday]

you have crossed the line,

hahahahhahahahahahahaha

superblack, what did you expect,  hahahahahahahahaha

you are going to be in trouble when madame sees this, hahahaahahahahahahahaha

[Seul]

@Giles:

Do me a favour, next time I come looking for you smile or blink will you?

[Beatle]

[madmonday]

what are you grinning about?

freak that you are 

hahahahahahahahaha

my melanin is a gift.  i never have to tan & i have less of a risk for many forms of skin cancer 

also i get to sneak around the stockroom undiscovered, hahahahahahahahaha 

[madmonday]

you all are in trouble once madame sees this, 

& beats i expect more from you, hahahahahahaha

my teeth are alot nicer than that   that looks like a european smile, hahahahahahaha

[Seul]

British smile, to be exact…

[Giles]

She has just come back…...I am in deep shit.....

[hectic]

"European smile - actual lol :)"

[hectic]

You cheeky fekkers, I'll have you know that my dentist has had a whole 2 years training. …

[Giles]

At what?

[madmonday]

so i have a transaction going on with a certain forum member & when the kind person was sending me the item with tracking info had the misfortune of typing "the chicken had flown the coop"

well me having no sense & being a bit cruel responded in a dead pain tone, "well isn't that a bit of racial profiling"

the poor person never responded to my crack.  i ended up saying i kid, i kid, but i fear i scared this person half to death, hahahahahahahahaha

[hectic]

Carpentry I think…who needs floss anyway

[Seul]

So he… chickened out?..

[madmonday]

wish i could stick around for the lashing the madame is going to give you all but i have to go so some work 

don't know yet, hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Geo]

@Seul:

So he… chickened out?..

. . .  ::)

[DougNg]

Jody is pretty computer clueless

I just changed the background image on my Google account to one of our wedding photos

I'm going to try and convince her that I paid Google to put that on the real Google page and it's what EVERYONE is seeing

I'll keep you guys posted on how this goes

[Giles]

Come on KP get your double century…..