Random Rants

[Arabit]

I ordered a vintage cologne for my dad's upcoming birthday and I received a fucking OIL FILTER today. Contacted the seller, I just wanna hear what this person has to say….

[mclaincausey]

Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle stick I work with some great people, but I work with some fucking animals too.  Some dude managed to shit on the toilet seat and was just walking out of the bathroom like nothing happened, didn't bother to clean up after himself.  Tempted to have a chat with him about that.  This isn't the first time some prick made a mess of the can here either.  I didn't realize being housebroken was such a challenge.

[Megatron1505]

I sympathise, I work at a site with almost 500 employees and a couple of Christmas ago one of them was obviously particularly proud of the enormous pipe they had laid in the toilet, and so decided to place it on to toilet cistern decorated with tinsel and a note saying "Happy Xmas from the Yule Log terrorist". Imaginative 

[mclaincausey]

Haha, see at least there was some creativity there…

[Chris]

I'm impressed that they fished it out without damaging it.  Well, as much as such a thing can be "damaged".

[Adman103]

No kidding!  That's a lot of effort for the..  um..  payoff??
I was a resident advisor for a while in college, and one night, a resident had a little too much and laid one right outside my door.  My floor was a classy bunch!

[seawolf]

Adman103 - I think you were my RA!

[tigerpac]

God d*mn you Fedex!!!!

Came home to the dreaded doortag

Me: Why didn't you drop off my package? (the White's - see previous rants) I made sure there was no signature required.
Fedex rep:  Oh… well we didn't want to drop it off at an apartment building
Me:  What?!?  There's a whole pile of Fedex packages sitting in the lobby that you dropped off today!
Fedex rep:  Oh, well we can leave it in the lobby tomorrow
Me:  @_*%)@(_*@!!!!  Send it to the Fedex store, I'm going to pick it up TOMORROW

[Snowy]

@seawolf:

Adman103 - I think you were my RA!

Take it to the confessions thread sir

[Seul]

Buying wine in supermarkets is one of the most frustrating things in the world… It's a shame that I can't solely drink beer... After one I'm done with it... 

Really need to get my arse back to my local winedealer... Biologically made, EXCELLENT Portuguese red and wine for under 4 €/bottle?.. Don't mind if I do (buy 72 bottles)...

[Finn666]

you guys…are animals!
have a shitload of catching up to do
looking forward to it though

[urbanwoodsman]

Seeing all these party pics makes me really jealous. I wish there were American retailers/brands that threw awesome parties like those. Unfortunately, they don't even come close. It's laughable how bad the parties are here.

[natehate]

shane we should open a shop, and then throw KILLER parties
just saying

[urbanwoodsman]

@natehate:

shane we should open a shop, and then throw KILLER parties
just saying

Who knows. Maybe one day.

[MikeC]

Obviously the American retailers don't give two fucks about their customers. They just want your money.  I traveled several hours to go to an American retailer party and it was horrible.  The designer left early because it sucked so bad. I'll never waste my money to go to an American party again, I don't give a fuck who's attending.

[grandmasterben]

It's 3 am and my buddy is leaving my house and sees some stupid kids rifling through my moms car. What the fuck?

[ohighyo]

Is it strange that I want summer to be over so I can wear my iron heart shit more. Well that and I want to snowboard:)

[mclaincausey]

Go to South America motherfucker I live in the tundra and winter ain't no joke up here!  Plus I like my pool.

[Finn666]

@ohighyo:

Is it strange that I want summer to be over so I can wear my iron heart shit more. Well that and I want to snowboard:)

i'm with ya buddy
I hate summer…only loving it when on "real" vacation!

[ohighyo]

I have friends that are in South America snowboarding, They live in Colorado during the winter here. Snow in Minnesota is useless. Snow in Colorado, priceless!!