Random Announcements

[neph93]

We closed up at 2am last night. I worked with a 27 year old called Kenneth who I know from the other side of the bar. He mostly plays computer games and serves drinks. Good lad. Towards the end of the evening Boris (real name Sergei, but you’ve all seen The Wire), came in. He’s 23 and got to Norway from Ukraine 18 months ago. He works there too. Lovely boy. He helped us clean up.

I was given the keys to lock up, and as I turned Kenneth brings out a pre-rolled spliff from a tobacco tin, and Boris fishes three cans of out of date IPA, newly liberated from the back room, out of his jacket pockets. The song, it would seem, remains the same.

[Karol]

@neph93 I love every bit of this story! Peace and love to You Reuben!

[Nocturama]

@neph93 - this reads like a Tom Waits lyric - loving your work Reuben!

[neph93]

@Karol thank you!
@Nocturama I was going for Bukowski, but Tom is absolutely good enough

[FlavourFade]

So amazing story @neph93 !

[Aetas]

@neph93 said in Random Announcements:

To paraphrase Craig Finn, there’s karaoke and knife fights every other Wednesday night.

Great write up @neph93 !
Please more short stories about your experiences on the right side of the bar .

And another bar film without a good end.
The Golden Glove:

[goosehd]

@neph93 Any attractive, semi-attractive, or absolutely hideous patrons demand sex on the beach from you yet…

[neph93]

One of the great pleasures of working there is getting to say «no cocktails» to absolutely everyone when they ask for something dumb. We have about 200 different varieties of beer though… and I make a mean vodka and Red Bull

[popvulture]

My mental soundtrack to the @neph93 narration:

[popvulture]

@goosehd “No Sex on the Beach here, but there have been reports of Crabs from the Pool Table.”

[Tago Mago]

@neph93 Appletini please, easy on the tini

[neph93]

@Tago-Mago so you would like me to pelt you with apples? That can't be arranged.

[neph93]

@popvulture this has to be the greatest complement I have ever recieved.

As it happens, and as those who have met me at Gosport parties can attest, just looking at Camel Filters or whisky gives me a Waitsian growl.

[Jett129]

Was in NYC yesterday and stopped in to say Hi,to Alex,and AJ,and as long as I was there,saw the S/S 2025 Collection. Comments ranged from game changer,to people are going to loose their minds over this one. Obviously it was great. Also had the pleasure of meeting Eli from Berkeley Supply.

[Mizmazzle]

@Jett129 hell yeah man!! That’s so cool you had a chance to see Alex and AJ. I was just in to Berkeley a few days and was chatting with Eli. He’s a great guy.

Also, it’s about time IH mixed it up for a change and came out with some decent threads.

[Jett129]

@Mizmazzle You know the drill,If I tell you I have to kill you.

[Mizmazzle]

@Jett129 haha. At least I’d die enlightened and happy!

[ROman]

@neph93 said in Random Announcements:

@popvulture this has to be the greatest complement I have ever recieved.

As it happens, and as those who have met me at Gosport parties can attest, just looking at Camel Filters or whisky gives me a Waitsian growl.

I WILL ATTEST.

[Oaktavia]

Thanks @GraemeE for the heads up. I made it to another Heddles Fade Friday today with my 777XHSbb.

[neph93]

Just got the e-mail and came in here to congratulate you @Oaktavia Amazing stuff