FedEx Envelopes and Boxes

[popvulture]

I mean, gotta appreciate that subliminal arrow in the negative space. That takes me back to design school nerdage.

[seawolf]

@Mizmazzle Did you know the iPhone boxes are specifically designed to open slowly? They have a tight tolerance that creates a bit of a vacuum inside the box and makes it open very slowly to give the user a feeling of quality. Apple's packaging designers are famous for their unboxing experiences, and that's just one example of their incredible work.

[louisbosco]

we use them at work. if that's peoples kinks I could provide some box porn...

[Mizmazzle]

@seawolf It does feel luxurious that's for sure! Even the texture of the box has a nice feel to it.

[pechelman]

wait, what are we talking about here now?

[Mizmazzle]

haha...box talk can get rather salacious it seems!

[scooter]

[Matt]

I keep checking this thread hoping something really interesting will happen. This is quite a social experiment.

[goosehd]

[Danimal506]

@goosehd Ahhh yes the trusty FedEx 167027 REV 3/23

That’s a great box! They really improved on this one versus the previous model.

[goosehd]

@Danimal506 Really is one of the greats…

[seawolf]

Omg, you guys.

[goosehd]

@seawolf …that’s a big package. You are blessed 🥲

[Danimal506]

Reading the thread and look who pulled up!

[Tago Mago]

I’m with @Alex in my estimation of this thread. But if that’s what floats your boat go for it

[seawolf]

@Tago-Mago Nobody is claiming that this isn't weird.

[seawolf]

@goosehd It's a medical device, so it's not that exciting. I mean, I'm excited to use it, but it's not like a box full of denim or leather jackets or anything.

[goosehd]

@seawolf …at one point “massagers” were known as medical devices. Just saying

[Mizmazzle]

@seawolf CPAP machine?? My wife says I snore too much

[seawolf]

@goosehd @Mizmazzle

You're actually both kind of right. It's a device that massages my legs with inflatable sleeves. So it's kind of a massager, and it's kind of like a CPAP (because it moves air around). I have bad circulation in my legs, so this is supposed to help stimulate the capillaries and take some pressure off of the superficial veins that don't work very well.