IRON HEART WAYWT - 2024 EDITION
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@jordanscollected said in IRON HEART WAYWT - 2024 EDITION:
@Luijim78 You look like a "wise denim man" that a group of 3 guys would spend most of a 2 hour movie trying adventurously to find. and when they did, you simply say "wear the jeans that you love" and the screen would fade to black.
Now please rewrite this in
a) Tarantino style
b) Guy Ritchie styleAnd maybe as some kind of horror movie involving some kind of indigo colored denim demon.
WTB: IHSH-284-IND XXL. Can trade you an XL.
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@tody said in IRON HEART WAYWT - 2024 EDITION:
@jordanscollected said in IRON HEART WAYWT - 2024 EDITION:
@Luijim78 You look like a "wise denim man" that a group of 3 guys would spend most of a 2 hour movie trying adventurously to find. and when they did, you simply say "wear the jeans that you love" and the screen would fade to black.
Now please rewrite this in
a) Tarantino style
b) Guy Ritchie styleAnd maybe as some kind of horror movie involving some kind of indigo colored denim demon.
let's go with option b...I can see Luiji's grin turn a corner while some wankers chase after him for his wise denim wizard secrets.
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@tody said in IRON HEART WAYWT - 2024 EDITION:
Now please rewrite this in
a) Tarantino styleCourtesy of Chat GPT...
Title: Denim Pursuit
INT. SEEDY BAR - NIGHT
The dimly lit bar is filled with smoke and the sound of pool balls clacking. JACKSON, a rugged man in his mid-30s, sits at the bar nursing a whiskey. Across from him sits his two partners in crime, VINCENT, a slick talker with a penchant for trouble, and MARCUS, a quiet but deadly presence.
JACKSON:
(voice-over)
It all started with a rumor. A rumor about a man who knew everything there was to know about denim. They called him the Wise Denim Man.VINCENT:
(slams his fist on the bar)
We gotta find this guy, Jackson. Think of the possibilities!MARCUS:
(nods)
He could change the game.JACKSON:
(smirks)
Then let's hunt him down.EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT
The trio prowls the dark streets, their eyes scanning for any sign of their elusive target.
VINCENT:
(whispering)
You think he's even real?JACKSON:
(steely)
He's real, Vincent. And he's gonna lead us straight to denim heaven.INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
The sound of footsteps echoes through the empty space as JACKSON, VINCENT, and MARCUS cautiously enter the warehouse.
Suddenly, a figure emerges from the shadows. It's the WISE DENIM MAN, clad in a denim jacket and jeans, his face hidden beneath a wide-brimmed hat.
WISE DENIM MAN:
(slowly)
You boys lookin' for somethin'?JACKSON:
(nods)
We're lookin' for answers. About denim.WISE DENIM MAN:
(chuckles)
Denim ain't just about the fabric, boys. It's about feelin' alive.VINCENT:
(confused)
What do you mean?WISE DENIM MAN:
(removes his hat, revealing a weathered face)
I mean, wear the jeans that you love. The ones that make you feel like you can take on the world.JACKSON, VINCENT, and MARCUS exchange looks, realization dawning on their faces.
JACKSON:
(softly)
Thanks, wise man.The WISE DENIM MAN nods, disappearing back into the shadows as quickly as he came.
The trio stands in silence for a moment before JACKSON breaks into a grin.
JACKSON:
(to his partners)
Let's go find those jeans.They exit the warehouse, their spirits lifted and their quest fulfilled.
FADE OUT.
Edit: I'm starting to realize that the Brits are a weird lot...but maybe it's just 
