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[simonc]

Ah yeah, Turkish oil wrestling, the sport extends all the way up to Iran, in various disguises and get ups, rules etc.

[Megatron1505]

Just read all this, and can only repeat….

I AM NOT WRESTLING SEUL, OIL OR NO OIL

....we will be having a "dance off" instead 

[Chris]

That might be more disturbing than the wrestling.

Everyone knows the worst dancers in the world are the Belgerians and the British.  It'll be like watching squids getting stabbed with cattle prods…

[Seul]

I'll stick to what I do best: booze off followed by sleep (it) off… Dancing and wrestling are too exhausting... We can also do a "Do as little in one day as possible" contest but that might be a tad boring for the jury...

[Megatron1505]

Fuck the jury !! 

[Seul]

Depends on who is in the jury… Also: fucking a whole jury during a Lazy Contest isn't the best idea...

[Megatron1505]

Really should have written not literally