Random Rants

[jordanscollected]

@flannel-slut Might as well just go back to bed and start over.

[goosehd]

I made the mistake of walking into my kid’s bedroom today after I asked them at breakfast if their room was clean…their answer is “yes it’s clean”…

It isn’t…I’m going to go on a run now for the sake of my health and theirs.

[tody]

@goosehd We moved some furniture around the two kids bedrooms today. The older one threw a temper tantrum whilst helping me carry a closet to the next floor. THAT was fun...

[WhiskeySandwich]

@flannel-slut lmao isn’t that just the worst

[goosehd]

My neighbour doesn't like to rake leaves, so he's been running his leaf blower for about 2 hours now and his yard isn't that big...

[flannel slut]

@goosehd leaf blower smh what a waisted rake opportunity to build some nice sleeve combs in a type 3

[Mizmazzle]

@flannel-slut haha. I literally raked all my leaves for hours today in my lefty!

Dennis is a seasoned vet with the fades (think he was in the military…happy vets day btw)

[Matt]

I hated raking.

[endo]

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/fall-yardwork-can-strain-your-heart/

[Giles]

It was a fucking explosion, why not just call it that you arsehole.....?

"It's such an incredibly successful day, even though we did have a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' of both the Super Heavy booster and the Ship," observed SpaceX webcast commentator Kate Tice. "That's great. We got so much data and that will all help us to improve for our next flight."

[SKT]

“Rapid, unscheduled disassembly”

[goosehd]

Isn't that what happens when you eat greasy foods and chase it with too much beer?

[Jett129]

@goosehd You read my mind and said it much more eloquently than I ever could have.

[Matt]

You mean an aggressive evacuation of unnecessarily fuel particles?

[endo]

Shane McGowan has gone, that sucks

[Giles]

It does.

But he was never going to make old bones......

[popvulture]

I’m very surprised he made it as long as he did. What a life — RIP.

[Giles]

'Everest of dentistry'

[SKT]

@Giles said in Random Rants:

'Everest of dentistry'

RIP Shane but damn this made me laugh

[IrishHeart]

The expression ‘I’m here for a good time, not a long time’ could have been written for Shane. What a character, and the Pogues were one of the all time great live bands.