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[Seul]

Flying pig = too cute.

Also: that Yoda balloon is flying itself using the force, right?..

[Chris]

And it's holding all the other balloons up at the same time.  Size matters not.

[JCMx800]

Got my new contract, damn, I feel good!

[Aetas]

Congrats JCMx800!

[Seul]

Congrats, lad!.. Have some choc to celebrate

[den1mhead]

@Seul:

Congrats, lad!.. Have some choc to celebrate

+1 [emoji106]

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[Chris]

I feel like polenta and prosciutto are just grits and country ham with better PR and a higher price tag.

[Graeme]

The Secret Life of Pets features a tattooed pig, called Tattoo, as one of its main characters.

[steelworker]

@Graeme:

Ofcom has produced a guide to offensive words and gestures.

Feck is described as, "Medium language, potentially unacceptable pre-watershed. Often seen as humorous. Older
participants more likely to consider the word unacceptable."

So do the older posters here find it an unacceptable term?

I'm just trying to figure out where I fall on the watershed thing, being about ten hours out of sync with the UK.

As a Colonial I'm naturally nasty, brutish,(a pun there) &-tall, but I'm always censoring myself because I find my own comments offensive.

[Dion]

I didn't know 'Ginger' could be an offensive term ???. Too bad the link is dead by now.

[Graeme]

Richard Scarry, updated for the modern day.

[neph93]

^ ha! Genius [emoji1]

[Max Power]

Sums up 90% of my misanthropic view on modern Society.

[neph93]

My baby-making renaissance continues! New addition to the family due in March. I'll only be 43. Still room for a few more, right? [emoji4]. I'm currently seeking confirmation from management that this "strategic" development will not affect my clothing budget [emoji1]

[Seul]

Easy: only feed the baby once a day, and let it sleep wrapped in IH flannel. Might be frowned upon a tad, but it "will only make the child stronger".

[Cutlasshound]

@neph93:

My baby-making renaissance continues! New addition to the family due in March. I'll only be 43. Still room for a few more, right? [emoji4]. I'm currently seeking confirmation from management that this "strategic" development will not affect my clothing budget [emoji1]

Mate, congratulations! You dont hang around eh?

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[neph93]

There are many benefits too having a second wife 10 years ones junior. Whether her maternal desire to make babies is one of them is open to debate [emoji16][emoji1348]

[neph93]

… but thank you guys. It going to fun [emoji4]

[Cutlasshound]

@neph93:

… but thank you guys. It going to fun [emoji4]

Is this the third or the fourth?

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[neph93]

My fifth (or sixth if you don't count DNA and do count parenting duties)! My oldest Sydney is 18 and lives in the UK. Then Ingrid and I have four boys between us, Noah (13) and Sebastian (9) (from my first marriage) and Alfred (1) plus my "bonus" son Jesper (14) and one more on the way. It's all very Scandinavian (and strangely Catholic at the same time ).

Oh yeah, we have a dog too.