IH-777-XHSBB - 25oz Selvedge Denim Super-Slim Tapered Cut Jeans - Black/Black

[Oaktavia]

Lol my (soon to be) father in law just commented on the stiffness of the jeans after I put them on. He said "so…what you're saying is...if you passed out standing up, your jeans wouldn't let you fall over?!" 

[Oaktavia]

I got tequila'd last night and got acrylic paint on my XHSbb…not totally disappointed...but kind of face palmed when I saw them this morning.

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

Oh God

[Oaktavia]

Trying to accept my fate…

[Nik]

They look great like that

[Oaktavia]

Well thanks man!

[neph93]

@Nkwkfld:

They look great like that

@Oaktavia:

Well thanks man!

Agreed. You are an artist/art teacher after all. Wear the f out of them now…. You’ll love them down the line.

[Oaktavia]

This is quite true…thanks for the encouragement. I do intend to wear the f outta them...already seeing some grey areas on the back pockets, crotch, inside waist band and even some whiskers are turning charcoal grey.

I suppose charcoal grey is the equivalent of electric blues with indigo denim...? Unless there is a different term y'all use that I'm unfamiliar with.

[neph93]

@Oaktavia:

I suppose charcoal grey is the equivalent of electric blues with indigo denim…

I suppose it is. We could work out something more pretentious though, I'm sure 

[Jett129]

How about Smokey Blacks?

[Joberwocky]

My vote's for "radiant alabaster"

[neph93]

Chalky snail trails… ? 

[Joberwocky]

I don't know if anyone's goal should be "sick chalky snail trails" 

[mclaincausey]

@neph93:

Chalky snail trails… ? 

That sounds like what my daughter left on my black T shirt yesterday when she figured out she could motorboat her snot onto her dad/hankerchief

[Joberwocky]

@mclaincausey:

dad/hankerchief

"Dadkerchief"

[Oaktavia]

@mclaincausey that is hilarious

@Jett129 I like Smoky Blacks but @neph93 really is hitting home with that one…this thread got me giggling

[Nskelton]

@Oaktavia @neph93  Chalky wrinkles?

[steelworker]

@Joberwocky:

My vote's for "radiant alabaster"

I like it-needs more pretension though :-\

What about" even layer of buff colored vomit?"

[Oaktavia]

Here are some of those smoky-black-radiant-alabaster-chalky-snailtrail-chalky-wrinkles–even-layer-of-buff-colored-vomit fades...Pardon the dog hair I tried getting it off but some are glued to me I swear.

[neph93]

@Nskelton:

@Oaktavia @neph93  Chalky wrinkles?

Definitely some chalky wrinkles going on there. A smattering of ethereal staining too.