Random Rants
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@mclaincausey Hey brother. I've already checked in on their inventory. They don't have the sizes or 21oz id need.
You've met my buddy Matt. I know you don't know him too well, but he'd walk in to a place like Berkley and just shut down haha. -
I don't think I've ever returned something that I've bought online, its always seemed like to much hassle. I still have a pair of jeans in the wardrobe that still have the tags etc on as they were a bit too big and sending them back to the states from OZ seemed farcical for what the cost was
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Why is boarding a plane so difficult for so many people? It amazes me and makes me mad at the same time. And the blind eye turned by both cabin and ground crew to the amount of shit people carry on. It’s „hand luggage“, yet it looks as if they’re setting off on a grand tour
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@Tago-Mago "We're now boarding Group 1" ...... everyone at the gate bee-lines for the entrance
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@Tago-Mago ...well, you must not have been away from home for more than a couple of days. What if I need "insert crap" while I'm gone for a week? Yes, this is sarcasm!
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Don’t forget to immediately stand up and centipede-hump one another for 15 minutes once the plane parks.
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Boarding a plane to Tokyo from London Heathrow. I was in the queue for priority boarding (I am BA Gold card holder, and may even have been travelling business class). I got tapped on the shoulder and turned around, to be told (not so) politely by a besuited American, (looked like a lawyer) that I was in the wrong queue, it was for priority passengers only. I am not sure he could read my boarding pass because I thrust it so close to his face, but I think he got the message, and I did not have to say a thing....
"OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011
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I love it when Karens take on the role of enforcing someone else’s policies. Especially when they’re wrong, as is typically the case.
“Shag off, you absolute bell end.”
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@Tago-Mago haha, sitting back and watching the madness unfold can be entertaining. Not too mention being eye level with some strangers crotch for an extended period
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@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:
@Giles I take it you weren’t wearing a gold-buttoned blazer?
I'm guessing nickel tack buttoned Type II....
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My problems with flying are mostly:
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smaller seats, fatter asses. I have a ton of sympathy for people who are genetically or otherwise large, but it’s not fair to have your fat rolls occupying my space
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amenity drought without corresponding fare reductions. Ever more we are cattle and there’s nothing special about flying anymore
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humanity as a whole is dispensing with basic manners. People playing videos at full volume, placing their bare feet on your armrest, farting, being Karens with the staff or other passengers, etc; it’s enough to make me borderline agoraphobic
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@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:
And now someone’s farted. What is wrong with people?
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