Random Rants

[Tago Mago]

Why is boarding a plane so difficult for so many people? It amazes me and makes me mad at the same time. And the blind eye turned by both cabin and ground crew to the amount of shit people carry on. It’s „hand luggage“, yet it looks as if they’re setting off on a grand tour

[AdamJ]

@Tago-Mago "We're now boarding Group 1" ...... everyone at the gate bee-lines for the entrance

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago ...well, you must not have been away from home for more than a couple of days. What if I need "insert crap" while I'm gone for a week? Yes, this is sarcasm!

[Tago Mago]

And now someone’s farted. What is wrong with people?

[flannel slut]

Don’t forget to immediately stand up and centipede-hump one another for 15 minutes once the plane parks.

[goosehd]

I enjoy 1/3 of the airplane getting up to use the loo as soon as the seatbelt sign is turned off.

[Tago Mago]

@flannel-slut just landed and about to witness that spectacle

[Giles]

Boarding a plane to Tokyo from London Heathrow. I was in the queue for priority boarding (I am BA Gold card holder, and may even have been travelling business class). I got tapped on the shoulder and turned around, to be told (not so) politely by a besuited American, (looked like a lawyer) that I was in the wrong queue, it was for priority passengers only. I am not sure he could read my boarding pass because I thrust it so close to his face, but I think he got the message, and I did not have to say a thing....

[Tago Mago]

@Giles I take it you weren’t wearing a gold-buttoned blazer?

[mclaincausey]

I love it when Karens take on the role of enforcing someone else’s policies. Especially when they’re wrong, as is typically the case.

“Shag off, you absolute bell end.”

[flannel slut]

@Tago-Mago haha, sitting back and watching the madness unfold can be entertaining. Not too mention being eye level with some strangers crotch for an extended period

[Giles]

@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:

@Giles I take it you weren’t wearing a gold-buttoned blazer?

I'm guessing nickel tack buttoned Type II....

[Matt]

Flying is a necessary indignity. I enjoy the novelty and anticipation of travel but actually being on a plane is the worst.

[mclaincausey]

My problems with flying are mostly:

1. smaller seats, fatter asses. I have a ton of sympathy for people who are genetically or otherwise large, but it’s not fair to have your fat rolls occupying my space

2. amenity drought without corresponding fare reductions. Ever more we are cattle and there’s nothing special about flying anymore

3. humanity as a whole is dispensing with basic manners. People playing videos at full volume, placing their bare feet on your armrest, farting, being Karens with the staff or other passengers, etc; it’s enough to make me borderline agoraphobic

[Jett129]

@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:

And now someone’s farted. What is wrong with people?

Hope this works. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6RXxjgR1ck/?igsh=NzJnMzZjdm1pYTRl

[Matt]

Plane parts falling off at 30k” is also a real bummer.

[mclaincausey]

@Matt oh yeah, greed gutting the engineering competency of one of the world’s most iconic brands is another one. No need to be worried about that on an Airbus.

[Tago Mago]

Southern Germany, Bavaria in particular, has been hit pretty badly by severe flooding over the past week. This has also impacted train travel…

[tody]

@Giles said in Random Rants:

(looked like a lawyer)

exactly the reason i try very hard not to look like one, each and every day.

[Tago Mago]

@tody Mission accomplished in my book