Random Rants

[Megatron1505]

I sympathise, I work at a site with almost 500 employees and a couple of Christmas ago one of them was obviously particularly proud of the enormous pipe they had laid in the toilet, and so decided to place it on to toilet cistern decorated with tinsel and a note saying "Happy Xmas from the Yule Log terrorist". Imaginative 

[mclaincausey]

Haha, see at least there was some creativity there…

[Chris]

I'm impressed that they fished it out without damaging it.  Well, as much as such a thing can be "damaged".

[Adman103]

No kidding!  That's a lot of effort for the..  um..  payoff??
I was a resident advisor for a while in college, and one night, a resident had a little too much and laid one right outside my door.  My floor was a classy bunch!

[seawolf]

Adman103 - I think you were my RA!

[tigerpac]

God d*mn you Fedex!!!!

Came home to the dreaded doortag

Me: Why didn't you drop off my package? (the White's - see previous rants) I made sure there was no signature required.
Fedex rep:  Oh… well we didn't want to drop it off at an apartment building
Me:  What?!?  There's a whole pile of Fedex packages sitting in the lobby that you dropped off today!
Fedex rep:  Oh, well we can leave it in the lobby tomorrow
Me:  @_*%)@(_*@!!!!  Send it to the Fedex store, I'm going to pick it up TOMORROW

[Snowy]

@seawolf:

Adman103 - I think you were my RA!

Take it to the confessions thread sir

[Seul]

Buying wine in supermarkets is one of the most frustrating things in the world… It's a shame that I can't solely drink beer... After one I'm done with it... 

Really need to get my arse back to my local winedealer... Biologically made, EXCELLENT Portuguese red and wine for under 4 €/bottle?.. Don't mind if I do (buy 72 bottles)...

[Finn666]

you guys…are animals!
have a shitload of catching up to do
looking forward to it though

[urbanwoodsman]

Seeing all these party pics makes me really jealous. I wish there were American retailers/brands that threw awesome parties like those. Unfortunately, they don't even come close. It's laughable how bad the parties are here.

[natehate]

shane we should open a shop, and then throw KILLER parties
just saying

[urbanwoodsman]

@natehate:

shane we should open a shop, and then throw KILLER parties
just saying

Who knows. Maybe one day.

[MikeC]

Obviously the American retailers don't give two fucks about their customers. They just want your money.  I traveled several hours to go to an American retailer party and it was horrible.  The designer left early because it sucked so bad. I'll never waste my money to go to an American party again, I don't give a fuck who's attending.

[grandmasterben]

It's 3 am and my buddy is leaving my house and sees some stupid kids rifling through my moms car. What the fuck?

[ohighyo]

Is it strange that I want summer to be over so I can wear my iron heart shit more. Well that and I want to snowboard:)

[mclaincausey]

Go to South America motherfucker I live in the tundra and winter ain't no joke up here!  Plus I like my pool.

[Finn666]

@ohighyo:

Is it strange that I want summer to be over so I can wear my iron heart shit more. Well that and I want to snowboard:)

i'm with ya buddy
I hate summer…only loving it when on "real" vacation!

[ohighyo]

I have friends that are in South America snowboarding, They live in Colorado during the winter here. Snow in Minnesota is useless. Snow in Colorado, priceless!!

[mclaincausey]

Snow in MN = annoyance.  Some of it is high quality pow pow and you're just like "what a waste."  Best you can do is hit some "blue" slopes that are a few hundred yards long.

Seems like half my friends live in Denver.  Lucky bastards.  MTB, ziplining, hiking, fishing, camping all summer, skiing all winter.

[SpaceGnome]

People who stop at the top of an escalator and just look around because they are not sure where they need to go./  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY