Random Rants

[Finshack]

…asked for that 

[mikebarhoot]

Your Tech-Tip of the day:  One does not tell a NOC monitoring person to fuck off.

[Chris]

I've mostly learned to accept my wife's indifference to ever showing up for anything less than fifteen minutes late.  Every once in a while, like when she's an hour late and it completely fucks up my plans, however, it pisses me off.

[Giles]

I suspect there will be a few of us who relate to that…. ::) ::)

[UnTucked]

You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?

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[Lindsey]

We've created lots of shiny new SmugMug galleries in the 'Iron Heart Events' folder with pictures of our travels so that you can all feel very jealous of how ruddy fantastic our lives are 

HAVE A LOOK HERE

[No.88]

@Dion:

@Giles:

Today she placed an order for GBP1,500
Boom

If she pays in GBP, it may be a UK artist. Now I imagine Elton John rocking Iron Heart while wearing his fancy glasses.

Don't Go Breaking My Iron Heart.  ::)
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Hat, coat…...TAXI!!

[Chris]

@UnTucked:

You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?

We've been together sixteen years.  Of course I've learned to lie about time.

I needed to leave by 6:25, so I asked her to be home by 6:00.  She showed up at 7:30.

[neph93]

^ I have one of those wives too.

[Seul]

No neph - when your wife says "she's late", it means she's pregnant… You should know by now...

[Graeme]

I own a Google / LG Nexus 5X.

The first handset lasted about two or three months before suffering a hardware failure.

The second handset failed in the same way last week in Sydney, after about twelve months.

Fortunately it's still under warranty, and handset three is arriving later this week.

Anyone want to guess how long it will last?

[louisbosco]

0 cause you're gonna replace it?

[Chris]

Length of warranty plus one week…

[Graeme]

The phone is under warranty until January, so I'll run it for now, and replace it later this year.

I'm just wondering how many more handsets I'll go through before then.

[Megatron1505]

This rant will only resonate with English people, unless you want to Google the following two words"Skegness" and "Butlins ".

Next weekend I have to spend three nights at Butlins in Skegness for a kids football tournament. Not only is the place hell on earth, they charge £150 a night to be put up in a tiny room with a plastic mattress, metal bed frame and conditions more akin to a POW camp than a holiday park.

[Giles]

So, an upgrade from Mansfield?

[Megatron1505]

Actually not….. it's where Mansfield goes on holiday (hence the rant)  ???

[Giles]

So, Crack and Meth included in the all inclusive package….

[Megatron1505]

Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass 

[Cutlasshound]

@Megatron1505:

Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass 
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I thought Butlins was the Ginger mans holiday venue of choice?

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